It’s easy to get hold of me:
I’m happy – estatic, even! – to give you my email address and my phone number: just ask me! I definitely want you to hit me up when you need a hand! The only reason I haven’t posted them here is that I’m trying to limit the influx of, shall we say, “personal growth opportunities.”
Skype: 
Phone: (715) 203-4300
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